An old chief had only female children, and he wasn’t happy about the situation. After three wives, he could only produce 13 daughters without a single male child. The man became frustrated and wanted to drive all the women away. His doctor dissuaded him and gave him a safer alternative to the problem.
The doctor told him to consider having artificial insemination with his youngest wife so he could have a male child he so desired. The man agreed, and all was well in the home again.
The day of the insemination came, and the man was asked to go home and fill up a specimen cup with sperm and bring it early in the morning. He went back to the hospital the next day with an empty cup. The doctor was shocked and had to ask why he didn’t fill it up. The old man explained “doctor, I tried, I really did. I tried with my left hand, to no avail and then I used my right hand but it didn’t work. I decided to ask my wife for help, and she also used both hands to no avail. Our neighbor was around so we called her and she tried with her teeth but it didn’t work, she even used both of her hands, but it did not work. Her daughter tried as well and even used her armpit and knees, but it was futile.
At this point, the doctor was dumbfounded and asked, “You did it with your neighbor too?”
“Yes, and none of us could open the cup” the man replied.